Vulkanskämt

Här är några vulkanskämt som kommer från dn.se.

”Sorry for the flight delays, Europe. We were aiming for London, but it´s hard to be accurate when firing a volcano.”

”A special announcement to the British and Dutch Governments: We don´t have C in the Icelandic alphabet, so when you ask for Cash, all you get is Ash.”

”First they burn our money, then they send us the ashes.”

”The last wish of the Icelandic economy was to have its ashes scattered over Europe…”

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